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I came home to find another memo under our door from the Kensington Green management staff.

It would appear that there have been complaints of noisy children and it is time to do something about it. As a result, the management is considering adopting the same bylaws as the local city government. The memo is to warn us that they are, in fact, considering such drastic action.

Here is the full text of the memo.

Re: Noise Nuisance: Children's Ball Games, etc.

The issue of unsupervised children playing ball games, etc. has again been brought to my attention as a cause of considerable annoyance to many residents. I am obliged to remind those tenants with children that, under the terms of their lease, all residents are entitled to a peaceful existence on the Estate.

My Security staff have expressed concern regarding children playing on skate boards and roller blades, not only on the roads of the Estate but also in front of the exit of the underground car park. Damage is also being caused to shrubs in the gardens and to the sprinkler system by children playing football games nearby.

I would advise you that KGML are considering adopting the same bylaws as the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea for the playing of games in gardens and squares. These rules apply to residents and tenants alike whether on long or short term occupancy leases. All estate agents and residents will be advised of the new rules when they are put in place (emphasize mine)

Regrettably these changes have become necessary due to the irresponsible attitude of certain residents who have repeatedly ignored requests to ensure that their children are supervised. These new rules will also put an end to the extremely time-consuming task currently being undertaken by the Estate's Security team in trying to locate the residents in question when these, all too frequent, incidents occur.

Your support in this matter would be much appreciated.